The curse of the Roadrunner.

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Don’t mess with Texas roadrunners. . . . → Read More: The curse of the Roadrunner.

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I saw God today.

Woops, a little less inspiring, but we snuck in here somehow, in Ammansville.

I’m not usually a churchy kind of person. Today, though, I am, I definitely am. . . . → Read More: I saw God today.

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Hope.

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In the midst of devastation and despair, what gives you the courage to move forward? . . . → Read More: Hope.

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Christmas memories, from us’n's to y’all.

Hallelujah everybody say "Cheese!"  Merry Christmas from the Fam-uh-lee-ee.

Merry After-Christmas from my family to yours. We’re just like y’all except a little less classy . . . → Read More: Christmas memories, from us’n’s to y’all.

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Pre-menopausal holiday letter.

Note the AZ Cardinal atop the Dallas Cowboy inverted helmet. Eric said the Cardinal is using the helmet as a toilet.  Because his team lost the annual match-up, Clark is staying mum (but his face is purple).

A pre-menopausal holiday letter in which I bore even myself. I think I’m having a hot flash. Happy 2012, y’all. . . . → Read More: Pre-menopausal holiday letter.

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That’ll knock some sense into him.

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Why is it that the best stories always involve poo? Eww. Here is the next installment of the Redneck Adventures of my Bubba-Mon and his Quacker, in Nowheresville. And, yes, there’s poo, way too much poo. . . . → Read More: That’ll knock some sense into him.

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If a tree falls in the forest.

Maybe it wasn't quite this big.

Just your regular weekend of chain saws, rednecking, and Nowheresville. And some guy called Bubba-mon cutting down a giant redwood that landed on my head. . . . → Read More: If a tree falls in the forest.

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Heaven or hell?

"Let's sleep in, the wind will cool us."  Pre-ride, 10:15 a.m.

106 degrees in the shade — real hot. Welcome to Nowheresville, TX. . . . → Read More: Heaven or hell?

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There’s nowhere like Nowheresville.

Bubba-mon in action with the skid loader.

Ah, heaven is a semi-permanent travel trailer parked in the woods near Nowheresville, Texas. Seriously. Even without a heater. And with the sound of heavy equipment operating in the background. . . . → Read More: There’s nowhere like Nowheresville.

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Picture me in Nowheresville, without a heater in the Quacker. YEAH.

Quacker plus no heater = bonfire standing between me and death in 26 degree Nowheresville.

26 degrees, an old travel trailer, a broken heater, and Bubba-mon on the skid loader. Can pictures do it justice? . . . → Read More: Picture me in Nowheresville, without a heater in the Quacker. YEAH.

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