This fall I attended a class on how to add the sexy times to my writing. I sat next to an 80-year old man, and we both blushed the entire time. I have a bedroom-door-closed rule on Road to Joy. I open it some from time to time in my books.
But, still, I had never tried my hand at something…dirtier…sexier…more erotic.
The woman who taught the seminar said that one of her best friends writes erotic romance, or erotica. She described her friend as a normal suburban housewife by day, but said that the sex scenes in her books could curl your toes and your eyelashes.
Hmmm…could I do that? Would I want to do that? I wasn’t sure. It would seriously stretch my boundaries.
That’s why I am so thrilled to announce the completion of my first novel of erotica:
Lube & Anal Beads is a carnal romp through the not-so-virginal island of St. Marcos. For more information on the book, click here, as the contents are too sexual for Road to Joy.
Wait…did some of you actually believe me? Tee he he he hehehehehehe. You clicked, didn’t you? Didn’t you?? Gotcha! You will, I promise, never see any erotica from me. But I do want to share how the image, above, came to be.
Here is gorgeous cover for the Road to Joy subscribers’ ebook of my award winning novel, Leaving Annalise:
Graphic artist/writer/PRANKSTER Heidi Dorey sent me Lube & Anal Beads and said it was a mere enhancement of Leaving Annalise. I fell for it, too. And I laughed until tears rolled down my face. Please, if someone knows what anal beads are, keep it to yourself, I’d like to remain blissfully ignorant.
Now, I’m sure the Lube & Anal Beads pretend book will haunt me for the rest of my life…
Meanwhile, don’t forget:
With every EMAIL subscription to Road to Joy in November, you will receive a free e-book of my (multiple) award winning debut novel, Leaving Annalise. If you are already a subscriber and want a copy, I’m a softie so please email me: firstname.lastname@example.org. If you are not yet a subscriber, well, don’t just sit there playing with yourself (I swear my father still says this to my brother and me), enter your email over on the right hand column of this screen. Then forward me your final confirmation or the first Road to Joy email you receive, and I will email you the book.