For all you non-believers out there, check out the email that Eric the animal killer sent to our CHILDREN about our beautiful family cat, Juliet.  Here’s her picture in (slightly) better days:

Foreshadowing? Notice Eric's hands around her throat.

Here’s Eric’s email:

—–Original Message—–
From: trimon29 (Eric)
To: Susanne
Cc: Clark;  Pamela; Liz
Sent: Fri, Sep 3, 2010 1:04 pm
Subject: Ju Ju

Check out this picture of juu juu

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

 

Here's the picture he attached to this email TO OUR KIDS:

 

 

Poor JuJu!

We all kid around about what a pain Juliet is, but we never really mean it. The rest of us love our pets, especially Susanne, and he sent it directly to her. This is a tragedy. I hope that someday they can forgive Eric (and Suz forgives me for marrying Eric). Or at least that they don’t sock us with the bill for therapy.  Or turn out just like him.

Pamelot

p.s. Someone call CPS…and the SPCA.

p.p.s. Oops, someone just came to see me. False alarm.

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19 Responses to Family killing spree continues.

  1. Pamela says:

    Sometimes I get a little overly dramatic when I’m working on a book. Too much isolation. Somebody bring a latte and save the internet from my posts.

  2. Christina says:

    LOL. That is a sick joke!

  3. peter says:

    I thought it was funny!

  4. rtcrita says:

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…ah….ha, ha, ha, ha….AH…ha,ha, ha, ha ha…..!!!!! Damn it! I can’t stop laughing!!
    Sorry, I must be a sicko, too, but that IS funny!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….ah….ha, ha…….

  5. Rhonda says:

    I have a brand new respect and admiration for Eric! I can’t stop laughing. That is sooooooooooooooo funny!

    • Pamela says:

      I told the kids I looked long and hard to find a step-father for them that could teach them how to be truly, horribly inappropriate. I think they appreciate it ;)

  6. Eric Hutchins says:

    I get to dip the cat again tonight YEEEEAAAAAh. Another opportunity!

  7. LBDDiaries says:

    Ok yes, that is sick and yes, Alpha Hubby would have LOVED it if and BIG IF I shared it with him. But I won;t. He does not like indoor cats. I do. “nuff said. His favorite scene in national Lampoon’s Chrismtas Vacation – guess?? Go on, guess???

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